So I had a very important conversation with my mom about a very important topic: how to kill, maim, detooth, relocate, etc the critters that are eating her garden. My mom has a beautiful garden in suburban NJ and it supplied us with yummy veggies into the winter. This year though, they are overrun with what I suspect are woodchucks. She's up for trapping them but JDK apparently went out with a hammer! Good luck mom and JDK, nature always wins!
I told her that the only thing she can do is sell her land and move to Brooklyn where the only thing that eats your veggies are aphids, pigeons, husbands, and OLS participants.
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